December 29, 2010

For sale

Some of my oldest thoughts for sale at bargain prices.

Make me an offer.

- How long would it take to eat my way out of a yogurt pool? Would I even want to leave?
- Giant carpet samples invade Hardwood Floor City
- Patent lamb chop goggles before Mitch does
- What is that green thing on my forehead?
- I'm discovered as the only Glenn at Gary Fest; county-wide man hunt begins
- The rubber band-eating contest dream


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