June 26, 2011

For sale

Bulk fortune cookie messages

Top sellers:

"You have a low mein noodle in your hair"
"I hope you didn't order the shrimp fried rice"
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"You will be approached by a hysterical armadillo"
"That guy at your table ate everything, didn't even realize there was a piece of paper in the cookie"


Call for pricing list
555-4102

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