Closings

Mejia's Mexican Restaurant is closing its doors after 15 years. Come help us celebrate our last night, December 7.




Final night schedule:

7:00 p.m. - Star Spangled Banner, performed by Ernie (wooden spoons on teeth)
7:10 p.m. - Queso Dunk Tank semi finals/finals
8:00 p.m. - Let's try and get Horace Gallego drunk
10:00 p.m. - "My Mejia's Moment", featuring some of our regular customer's favorite memories:

* The night Janet fell asleep in the tortilla maker
* The birth of Terrence Jr. at table 19
* Christmas Party, 1998 (Darren plays the harmonica and cries under the mistletoe)

12:00 a.m. - Police escort to supply shed
12:15 a.m. - Police escort to parking lot


December 7 at Mejia's - 175 Cuppert Avenue, Kaynesport

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The Ernston Valley Times is closing its doors after 97 years

**Come help us celebrate our last night, December 3**


7:00 p.m. - National anthem performed by Silently Baked Ziti

8:00 p.m. - "EVT Memories" - narrated by copy editor Belinda Mitchell

- Coffee drinking Olympics (Fall, 1981)
- Ronald Bainbridge drops entire tray of potato salad at Christmas party (2001)
- Beth's mother visits the newsroom (February, 2005)

10:00 p.m. - Silent Auction

Some of the items up for bid:

* Publisher Don Corey's "My other fishing pole is a rifle" coffee mug
* Payroll coordinator Elenore Donnelly's old nose

* A date with payroll coordinator Elenore Donnelly
* October 7, 1979 issue

12:00 a.m. - Police escort to basement

12:15 a.m. - Police escort to parking lot




Join us December 3 at the Plumptin downtown office - 400 Callaway Circle

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Squirmy's Bar & Dance Club is closing after 30 years
Come celebrate our final night - July 8


9:00 p.m. - Speech by owner Ernie Kellerman: "You can't have the address to my new bar"
9:15 p.m. - Ice Cube Wars: semi finals
11:15 p.m. - Squirmy's Memories, narrated by V94.7 DJ Ron Charles

* The Armadillo Be-Bop debuts on the dance floor
* New Years Eve, 1997: Stanley cries under a pool table
* August 11, 2001: Lil' Poppyseed's final concert
* Armadillo Be-Bop outlawed

12:00 a.m. - Ice Cube Wars: finals
2:00 a.m. - Police escort to walk-in freezer
2:05 a.m. - Police escort to parking lot


Squirmy's - 220 Alderson Circle, Kaynesport

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Come help us say goodbye to Feathers Field, May 2

Schedule of events:

6:00 p.m. - "Feathers Field Favorites", narrated by P96.9's Pigeon Daniels

* $1 Pickle Night: June 7, 1993
* Dizzy Arnold's prescription pants retired: September 1, 1979
* Pickle Riots: June 7, 1993
* Bring your Mailcarrier to the Park: August 11, 2002
* Lint Roller Night: April 16, 1996

7:30 p.m. - Where on the infield did we bury Carl?
8:15 p.m. - First pitch of final game: Murray College vs. Plumptin Technical Institute


Call 555-1191 for tickets

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The Derwood-Feathers Building is closing after 12 years.

Come help us say goodbye, February 27.

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Noodle Fred's Discount Records
Final week sale - September 27 - October 3




Some of our most-popular records at low, low prices:

(Dependin' On) Salami Folk - The Salamanders
Stairway to Bus Station - Rob & Kenneth
The Dark Side of the Mule - Ingo

and more!


**Plus**

Buy one get one free four-year olds (October 2-3)


Noodle Fred's - 17 Feathers Place, Kaynesport

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Come help us say goodbye to Stankiewicz Field - June 6


The Stank has seen it all:

- Hosted four KTBA championship games
- Site of the famous Ranch Dressing Pool 100-meter backstroke "Battle of the Sexes" showdown between Dottie James and Ron Carlisle (1979)
- 1990 Squirrel Toss (Hall of Famer Noodles Cooper's last toss)
- Used in the filming of the 1984 television documentary Watch Me Eat Grass


My Stankiewicz Field Memories (narrated by DJ Doofus of Smell-96.5)

DJ Doofus


* The new backstop arrives (July, 1988)
* The Day of Many Screams (March 11, 2003)
* Police finally catch Eddie Cole, "The Linguine Strangler"


Stankiewicz Field - 1400 Bucksley Avenue, Perkins County
Call to reserve your tickets - 555-3411

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Come help us say goodbye to Heine Walsh Field
February 21




Some of The Walsh's most historic moments -

* Eight Kaynesport Flag Football Association city championship games, including the famous Cauliflower Massacre in 2003
* The chasing of Ernie Flanagan (Stage 5)
* Save the Worms benefit
* Used in the filming of the 1991 documentary Following Closely to Pigeons
* 2007 Lawnmower Olympics



Join us for the closing ceremonies, starting at 7:30 p.m.
333 Fenwick Street, Kaynesport

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Help us say goodbye to the Mop Top
February 6



The Westernsouth's oldest bar and worm store


Closing night festivities:

7:00 p.m. - Parade of Bouncers

7:30 p.m - Top 5 Mop Top Moments
Narrated by Cool 94.5 DJ Blaine Meadows

5. Smelling Lisa farewell concert
4. Harriet sets Earl on fire
3. The afternoon Mike ate all of the cocktail onions
2. Earl sets Harriet on fire
1. When Jimmy fell in the toilet, claimed he'd meant to, then to prove his point stayed in the toilet the entire night.

10:00 p.m. - Wet Sock Contest - Finals

11:00 p.m. - LIVE in concert: My Neighbor's Nostrils



The Mop Top - 1400 Cooper Street, Kaynesport

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File photo


The Itchy Spot night club is closing its doors. Everything must go:


Buy 1 comedian get 1 free:

- Nappy Jeanine
- Teeny
- Forest Lukely
- Shantre'l Williams
- Rhino Man


Bathroom mirrors

Men's restroom: "Kenny was heer" model $7
Women's restroom: "Caitlyn 555-0016" model $11
Illegally installed urinal mirrors 2 for $50


and much more!


Itchy Spot - Highway 38, Plumptin

Closings: The Ernst: 7/7/1949 - 11/11/2008

Come help us say goodbye to Ernst Hardaway Field (home of the Pigeons), November 11.


ERNST HARDAWAY FIELD BEFORE '07 MSAA TITLE GAME


The Ernst has hosted:

- 22 MSAA Championship Games
- 1971 Septic Tank Pull
- The Reverend Riley Ocean
- Four NLBSC All-Star games
- Pope John Paul II using the restroom-June, 1981


Pre-game ceremony: 6:00 p.m.
FINAL GAME - Pigeons vs. Hannington City: 7:00 p.m.

* First 5,000 fans in attendance receive a complimentary Stylin' Stan Peacock bobblehead doll


Tickets: 1-555-ERNSTTIX