Bobby
June 1, 2008--April 25, 2014
April 25, 2014
April 24, 2014
April 23, 2014
For rent
Sneaker
* Left
* Right not available until May 9th
* Left
* Right not available until May 9th
** update ** May 17th
$2/half hour
Dante 555-8810
$2/half hour
Dante 555-8810
April 22, 2014
April 21, 2014
Meetings
Left To Right book club
April meeting
Books to discuss:
* Idiot's Guide to Mirrors
* Book of Goldfish Names: P-Z
April 26, 6:45 p.m. at Dwayne & Sharlene's condo
April meeting
Books to discuss:
* Idiot's Guide to Mirrors
* Book of Goldfish Names: P-Z
April 26, 6:45 p.m. at Dwayne & Sharlene's condo
April 20, 2014
Announcements
Kaynesport Community Center Announcement Board
* Public gravel eatings
Maria Mejito - April 30
Brendan Giles - May 4
James & Nadine Kershaw - May 15
Ernie Paulsen - May 28
* Vigils
- Carton of orange juice: April 28, 5:30 p.m. at Yockcheeze Baptist Church
- Rain puddle: April 30, 1:00 p.m. at the corner of Harman Blvd. & 9th Street
- Melted ice cube: May 3, 3:30 p.m. at Ruth & Bernard Jamison's condo (450 Wintworthe Street, East Kaynesport)
* Nationally-televised chewings (only on WDERTV)
Bruce Blakeley's toes: May 24, 7:00 p.m.
Gwen Ventura's hair: June 2, 8:00 p.m.
* Semi-pro pointing
June 1 - Falling rain (weather permitting)
July 22 - Dan Burkhalter
August 14 - Stop lights/yield signs
September 1 - Leaves
* Other upcoming event:
- Lightly-shoving Patricia Vincent - May 19-20
Info: Kaynesport Community Center 555-1187
* Public gravel eatings
Maria Mejito - April 30
Brendan Giles - May 4
James & Nadine Kershaw - May 15
Ernie Paulsen - May 28
* Vigils
- Carton of orange juice: April 28, 5:30 p.m. at Yockcheeze Baptist Church
- Rain puddle: April 30, 1:00 p.m. at the corner of Harman Blvd. & 9th Street
- Melted ice cube: May 3, 3:30 p.m. at Ruth & Bernard Jamison's condo (450 Wintworthe Street, East Kaynesport)
* Nationally-televised chewings (only on WDERTV)
Bruce Blakeley's toes: May 24, 7:00 p.m.
Gwen Ventura's hair: June 2, 8:00 p.m.
* Semi-pro pointing
June 1 - Falling rain (weather permitting)
July 22 - Dan Burkhalter
August 14 - Stop lights/yield signs
September 1 - Leaves
* Other upcoming event:
- Lightly-shoving Patricia Vincent - May 19-20
Info: Kaynesport Community Center 555-1187
April 19, 2014
Opportunities
I built a french bread boat and I'm going to sail around the world.
If interested in splitting sandwich meat/condiment costs, give me a call.
** Looking to sail away by June 22 **
Jeremy 555-3049
If interested in splitting sandwich meat/condiment costs, give me a call.
** Looking to sail away by June 22 **
Jeremy 555-3049
April 18, 2014
April 17, 2014
Meetings
The People Under Andrea Fleming's Stairs
Spring, 2014 meeting
On the agenda:
* Copies of the new documentaries Andrea Eats A Pear and Andrea Brushes Her Teeth - 2/7/14 are now available on DVD for $10. Please see Linda under stair 2
* Andrea's new belt: Q&A
* Andrea doesn't like sweet potatoes anymore
April 22, 6:00 p.m.
Spring, 2014 meeting
On the agenda:
* Copies of the new documentaries Andrea Eats A Pear and Andrea Brushes Her Teeth - 2/7/14 are now available on DVD for $10. Please see Linda under stair 2
* Andrea's new belt: Q&A
* Andrea doesn't like sweet potatoes anymore
April 22, 6:00 p.m.
April 16, 2014
April 15, 2014
April 14, 2014
Announcements
Kaynesport Historical Society announces its newest addition: the city's largest pollen pool.
Two chances to witness this historic event: May 2-19 & June 7-24
Call the KHS at 555-4419 for tour schedules
Two chances to witness this historic event: May 2-19 & June 7-24
Call the KHS at 555-4419 for tour schedules
April 13, 2014
Religious visions
An image of our lord and savior appeared on a potato chip the other day.
There is also a light-yellow holy mark near Jesus' chin that has been confirmed as a sign of the lord blessing us.
Witness this once-in-a-lifetime event only in my linen closet.
* $300 per viewing
* Replica Jesus Chips also available
1219 Kingstin Avenue, Kaynesport
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