April 20, 2014

Announcements

Kaynesport Community Center Announcement Board

* Public gravel eatings

Maria Mejito - April 30
Brendan Giles - May 4
James & Nadine Kershaw - May 15
Ernie Paulsen - May 28

* Vigils

- Carton of orange juice: April 28, 5:30 p.m. at Yockcheeze Baptist Church
- Rain puddle: April 30, 1:00 p.m. at the corner of Harman Blvd. & 9th Street
- Melted ice cube: May 3, 3:30 p.m. at Ruth & Bernard Jamison's condo (450 Wintworthe Street, East Kaynesport)

* Nationally-televised chewings (only on WDERTV)

Maurice Black's toes: May 24, 7:00 p.m.
Gwen Ventura's hair: June 2, 8:00 p.m.

* Semi-pro pointing

June 1 - Falling rain (weather permitting)
July 22 - Dan Burkhalter
August 14 - Stop lights/yield signs
September 1 - Leaves

* Other upcoming events:

- Laundry detergent drinking contest: semifinals & finals - May 17
- Laughing/lightly-shoving Patricia Vincent - May 19-20


Info: Kaynesport Community Center  555-1187

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