Openings

Vern's Video Games
Grand opening!


Tons of the hottest games for sale, including:

* Exit The Parking Garage
* Craig The Periodontist Slayer III
* Get My Momma To Church! - The Video Game
* Stay On Your Moped!


Vern's - 635 Durly Avenue, Kaynesport

Openings

Ice Cube Museum & Tasting Tour
Grand re-opening!

* New exhibits featuring some of the oldest living ice cubes
* Tasting tours every 20 minutes: sample ice cubes from all over the world!
* History of Ice Cube Wars walking tour
* Ice cube tray photograph keepsakes: have your face superimposed on a set of cubes
* Glasses of iced tap water (complimentary)


And much more!
Call for museum hours and tickets: 555-7743

Openings

Feathers Art College
Grand opening!

Fall 2013 courses offered:

* Beginning Paint
Pre-requisite: Buying Paint

* Puddle Water Color
[Part of the Semester-by-a-Drain program]

* Painters Not Named Horace
Pre-requisite: Painters Named Horace

And check out our brand-new culinary arts course:

* Couples Menu Pointing
Pre-requisite: Can We Have a Menu?


Register today!
Feathers Art College  555-8871

Openings

Game Trough 2
Grand opening!


We have some of the year's hottest games, including:

* Chinese Buffet 2013
* Retirement Home: Square Dance
* The Legend of Ernie and Ernie's co-worker, Adrian
* Harley and the Chalk Lip Factory
* Pointing At Leaves With Steve: The Video Game


Game Trough 2 - 310 Windsor Way, West Plumptin

Openings

Hipolito's Drive-In
Grand opening!




Fall movies:

* A Child Called "Potato"
* Carless Man Walking
* Hockey Horse 2
* Carpet Stain at Tiffany's
* Things We Lost in the Macaroni Salad
* My Big Fat Greek Ex-Wife


Hipolito's - 2257 Lesper Blvd., Neoko City

Openings

Kelly Dean's Jelly Beans
Grand opening!


New gourmet flavors:

* Avocado Avalanche
* Sandpaper Surprise
* Turkey Sandwich
* Flour Power
* Notebook Paper
* Brown Gravy
* Cow Breath
* Asparagus Mist


Kelly Dean's - 310 Litner Lane, Kaynesport

Openings

Gary's Pawn Shop
Grand opening!


Items for sale:

* Computer keyboard keys (A-through-E, J, S, V available)
* "Leaves from many states" collection
* Pants pockets
* Guitar string (last one left from the 2011 collection)
* Directions to other pawn shops


Gary's - 375 Tiso Blvd., Kaynesport

Openings

Raheem's Jellybeans
Grand opening!




Exciting new flavors:

* Toast
* Brandon Toe
* Leaves
* Horse Breath 1
* Bandaid
* Grandma Slipper


Raheem's - 220 Orwin Blvd., Plumptin

Openings

Big Barry's Buffet
Grand opening!



Exotic menu items:

* Beef knuckles of Jim Bradley
* Yellow stuff in yellow sauce
* Big pot of ears
* Boiled water cup/bowl (seasonal)


Specials deals available:

- New Barry's t-shirts (made of 100% penguin):

"I took a dip in the applesauce pool!"
"Someone pointed me to the restroom at Big Barry's Buffet"

- Hamburger bun free with purchase of hamburger
- Our brand-new Napkins of the World exhibit opens December 7


Big Barry's - 325 Rainbow Blvd., Kaynesport

Openings

The Sandwich Hole
Grand opening of our West Kaynesport location!

Summer specials:

* Diced sandals w/mustard sauce
* Ears of Linda on pumpernickel
* The Murray Dandridge
* Paper towel on white

BYOT (Bring your own tomatoes)


Sandwich Hole - 710 Poloca Avenue, Kaynesport

Openings

The Game Trough
Grand Re-opening


Top-selling games:

* Breakfast Buffet 2008
* Cumin Seed Man

* Escape From The Dinner Table
* Driveway Thief
* Vacuuming '93
* Cumin Seed Man vs. Canada



The Game Trough - 322 Morris Blvd., Kaynesport

Openings

Herman Street Movie House
Grand opening!




May movies:

The Men Who Stare at Water Fountains
Honey, I Stapled Things to the Kids
A Farewell to Sneezes
Clogged Toilet at Tiffany's



Herman Street Movie House - 510 Xavier Lane, SE Kaynesport

Openings

Smile Chinese Restaurant
Grand opening!


Feature menu items:

* Eyelash of Bethleystar Choir Soup - cup: $3, bowl: $5
* Raccoon Fried Rice - $7
* Loaf-of-Crossing Guard (seasonal)
* Fried Rubb. Band - $6
* Yellow Flavor Chunk - 7 piece: $5


46 Chester Street, Vernon Valley

Openings

Dennis Office Opening

"You've trialed the otters, now trial the best!"


- Calvary filmings
- Winston teeths
- Bowlers


** Free fross **


48 Delwood Ave, Kaynesport

Openings

Paymont University
Grand re-opening





Brand-new courses offered:

Survey: History of the Envelope
Professor Janet Lee

* The dark ages: before you could seal
* The edible envelope craze (1981-1983)


Getting Out of Your Car and Staying Out
Professor Git Mulberry

* Freeing yourself before the door closes


American History: Ice Cube Wars of 1971
Professor Ernie Pepano

* Traveling by freezerback


Professors We Have Fired
Dr. Stan Corley

* The aftermath of the 2007 chalk thefts
* Professor Blaine Stefani's affair with the Room 212 slide projector


Online courses available:

- New math: working without the number 6 (Prof. Rhonda McLoud)
- Film study - Antelope in the Theater (Dr. Flannery Plumptin)


Call 555-5656 or visit paymontunivfalcins.blogspot.com for more information

Openings

Nelly Deen's Jelly Beans
Grand opening!


New gourmet flavors:

* Roast Beef
* Kitten Paw
* Light Ranch
* Envelope
* Nelly Eyelash
* Cauliflower Surprise
* Olive Breath
* Cucumber Confetti


Nelly's - 395 Louis Lane, Plumptin

Openings

Noodle Paco's Movie House
Grand re-opening!

"We got rid of the possums, ya'll!"

Winter, 2010 movies:

The Greatest Towel To Ever Fold
Potato Salad, Interrupted
The Below-Average Mrs. Ripley
Hockey Fish 2
Honey, I Sneezed on the Kids


Noodle Paco's - 446 Quickum Trace, Kaynesport

Openings

Paco's Movie House
Grand opening!




November movies:

Karate Frog 2
The Drew Sisters in Forehead Soup
The Devil Wears Reading Glasses
Mustache: Impossible

Documentary films:

Watch Darren Go Bald
Salami Murphy-Live in Kenton City


Paco's - 502 Vanderells Lane, Kaynesport

Openings

Limping Fred's Drive-In Movie Theatre
Grand opening!



Fall movies

Chasing Momma Out of the Train
Sockless Man Walking
Karate Raccoon 2
Six Anchovies of Separation

Brand-new documentaries, by TBC Films:

* The People Next Door Don't Have a Roof
* Mouseburgers: The Closing of Beefy's Fast Food Hut Store #118


Limping Fred's - 725 Fingo Street, South Plumptin

Openings

Bunky's Used Video Games
Grand opening!



Fall, 2010 top sellers:

Lawnmower Thief
Jaywalk Olympics '04
Johnny Squirmer: Escape from Under the Sink
Captain Radish vs. Europe
Murray Schneider: Orthodontist


Bunky's - 556 Old Plumptin Avenue, East Plumptin