Meetings

Beefy's Fast food Hut - Store #317
Emergency staff meeting


- What not to do with the Polynesian sauce


November 2, 1:00 p.m.

Closings: The Ernst: 7/7/1949 - 11/11/2008

Come help us say goodbye to Ernst Hardaway Field (home of the Pigeons), November 11.


ERNST HARDAWAY FIELD BEFORE '07 MSAA TITLE GAME


The Ernst has hosted:

- 22 MSAA Championship Games
- 1971 Septic Tank Pull
- The Reverend Riley Ocean
- Four NLBSC All-Star games
- Pope John Paul II using the restroom-June, 1981


Pre-game ceremony: 6:00 p.m.
FINAL GAME - Pigeons vs. Hannington City: 7:00 p.m.

* First 5,000 fans in attendance receive a complimentary Stylin' Stan Peacock bobblehead doll


Tickets: 1-555-ERNSTTIX

Monday TV listings

WDER's Monday lineup!



REALITY TV (WDER2)

We're living in the walk-in closet! - 8:00 p.m.

We catch up with the Hendersons and see who will be voted out of the closet this week.

So, you wanna be a mall Santa - 8:30 p.m.
Dominic gets peed on and Terry deals with the child that has everything.

Make me a cheeseburger! - 9:00 p.m.
Math Tutor Swap - 9:30 p.m.


MOVIE OF THE NIGHT


Section 6 - 8:00 p.m.

Junior Sherman (Chubby Camp 2) stars in the coming-of-age story about a boy who grew up on the wrong side of town, but with the right color slippers. Also starring: Boo Boo Shoshane, Liza McCafferty

Sports Memorabilia Auction

November 17, 7:00 p.m. at the Chudington Lake Ballroom in Dylan County.

FEATURED ITEMS-

Autographed baseballs


Anson Kermitshire


Corby Celshaw


1972 Shonsen City Roadrunners




Game programs

1993 Dave LaPoint 14-under World Series, Game 7
2002 NSLTA Champonship Series

Misc. items

- Corey Bankhouse game-worn eye black


Chudington Lake Ballroom - 550 Sherman Street

Buy my air

Have you ever thrown air, or traded air with your friends?

Or maybe you're just looking for some new air in your life to breathe in or suck up through a straw.

Well now you can have both!


Only $25 per box


"It's the perfect holiday gift for the breather in your life."

-- Vincent, 33

"Air is so this year".

-- Julie, 16


Randy "Air" Jornin 555-3818

Home for sale

1 BR

- Spacious kitchen
- Perfect for storing children; apples

** Stairs coming - January, 2009**


Make us an offer
Beth and Tymothy 555-4200

Late night Bobby

FOR SALE


5 Miller High Lifes

$3 each
2 for $5

Hurry, thousands interested.

Gregory 555-6111



Personalized match books

Most popular:

- "Sebastian's matches"
- "Maple Syrup Man"
- "Dan"


500 for $60 or 1,000 for $100
Sebastian's Matchbooks 555-3982

For sale

Stuffed animals

We're trying to move some of our child's stuffed animals. Nice deals on a lot of items. Plenty of tortoises (5 for $10) and teddy bears.


Gary $4


Mr. Baluga (tiger) $9
Fred (penguin; no eyes) $4
Mrs. Cheese (bear) *rare* $25
Boopa (bear) $15
Julio (boy doll) $3
Jennifer (girl doll) $6


Jim and Lynette 555-4207

For sale

Vintage containers


Perfect for-

- Time capsules
- Turnip storage
- Jet pack for possible space exploration
- Telling fake alien stories


And more!


$45 each
Sam 555-5509





Pickles hat

Size 7 3/4

* autographed by Pickle legend Garvin McGown


$3
Junior 555-8123

Club 474

Opening March, 2009

www.club474.oog

For Sale

1992 Blinky-X77 model alarm clock




- "Stone Temple Pilots" written in black magic marker on top of clock
- Alarm time stuck on 5:32 a.m.
- Alarm sound: bwuah, bwuah, bwuah, bwuah, bwuah, bwuah ...

$10
Tyler 555-7102

Silly Name Hall of Fame ceremony

The Silly Name HOF induction ceremony is scheduled for November 4 at 7:30 p.m. This month's retirees:

Craphonso
D'antavius
Clinique
Patience
Nichelle
Koy
Sebastian

Lifetime achievement award: Porsche


Silly Name HOF
770 Lavender Road

For sale

Used books


The Encyclopedia of Dropped Ice Cream Cones - Chocolate House Publishing
The Idiots Guide to Loitering - Van Guard Group
Call me Mr. B: the autobiography of Dennis Haskins - Dennis Haskins


$7 each
Helen 555-4449

Spam sandwiches

Another peek inside the Bobby Classifieds spam email box....


October 14, 2008

Dear sir

I have notice you take vacations. You'll be happy you did.

Cruise ship leaves, no Mondays.


Rogelio Mansur



October 16, 2008

Derwood,

Need help pleasing of your ladies? Proving effect on your rod is just a phone booth away. Find womens and buy the lovers package.


Henrick@goca.ig