Meetings

Cover to Cover book club
Fall meeting


Book to discuss:

Kevin Stevenson Bible (New Testament) - Stevenson Publishing


October 22 at Rhonda's town house - 555 Erlinder Street

Meetings

Vance's Chicken Shack
Staff meeting


Items to discuss:

* Please do not accept any more blueberries as currency
* Why the mashed potato pants joke is no longer funny


October 20, 1:00 p.m.

For sale

Magazines


Mailbox Flag Insults for Kids (January, 1999; May, 1999)
Salamander Fancy (November, 1994)
Plant Watcher's Digest (July, 2000)


$6 each
Hannah 555-8105

Meetings

The People Under Andrea Fleming's Stairs
October meeting

On the agenda:

- Splinter Seminar, Part 5.
- Andrea's new boyfriend, Allen
- Taking responsibility: October 9th's enchilada fight
- What was that noise?


October 18, 7:00 p.m.

For sale

Used Halloween costumes

* Squash Girl (missing paper clip goggles)
* Ernie Cole the Orthodontist
* Barbecue grill cover
* Belly Button Boy (w/rare 1970s ravioli helmet)


Call for pricing list
Will 555-7001

Services

Need someone in front of you in a line removed?


Joe Maglio 555-9995

For sale

Used car


* 247,000 miles
* Blue w/dried soy sauce racing stripes
* Slice of sausage pizza somewhere in back free with purchase


$125
Brandon 555-9940

For rent

Protest signs

"Get Down From My Dining Room Table!"
"Support Local Potatoes: Help Us Keep The Skins On"
"Rodney, Get A Haircut!"
"Stop The Employment Of Illegal Raccoon Workers: Close Ernieland"


Call for rental prices
Kathy 555-1081

Meetings

11th Street Farmer's Market
Staff meeting


Items to discuss:

* The cantaloupe soccer game against the customers has been moved to November 7
* Please stop accepting expired oil change coupons as currency
* We do not have a drive thru


October 15, 10:30 a.m.

Services

Are you curious as to how you or others look in a mirror?

Call me, I've got a mirror you can use.


$9/hour
Harriet  555-6617

Public Service Announcement

End ear wax discrimination on local Q-Tips by 2020.


Call 555-4871 to find out how you can help

For sale

Toothpick collection

* Over 1,000
* 173 used (several w/roast beef pieces)
* Part of the cast of the 2003 made-for-TV movie Toothpick Soup: The Choking of Andrew Berchfield


Make me an offer
Greg 555-6816

For sale

Glove compartment clearance sale


* Road map (Plumptin County) - $7
* Old vehicle registration cards:
- 1994 Murray's Insurance Co. (rare) - $15
- All others - $1 each
* Half bologna sandwich - $3
* Mystery goo on napkin - $6
* Piece of a pinky (glove compartment accident) - $5


Darryl 555-7057

For sale

Football

* Pile of ants underneath free with purchase
* Used in the filming of the 2009 reality TV show So You Think You Can Eat This Football?


$7
Andy  555-0223

** Hurry, Meghan is interested **