1/2 pancake
* Comes with about 3 ounces of syrup
* Used in the recent filming of the hit reality TV show Does Grandpa Have To Eat With Us?
* One paper towel free with purchase
$3
Dale 555-7781
July 12, 2011
July 11, 2011
July 10, 2011
July 9, 2011
For sale
Used books
Idiot's Guide to the Tissue
The Girl with the Toilet Brush Tattoo
Sidewalks for Dummies
A Child Called "Sandpaper"
$3 each
Samantha 555-4404
Idiot's Guide to the Tissue
The Girl with the Toilet Brush Tattoo
Sidewalks for Dummies
A Child Called "Sandpaper"
$3 each
Samantha 555-4404
July 8, 2011
Services
Non-animal taxidermist for hire
Services available:
* Moldy bread loaves
* Dwayne foot
* Broken kitchen appliances
* Barry ear
* Lamp shades
* Brown heads of lettuce
* Water bottles
Call for pricing list
Arthur 555-3339
Services available:
* Moldy bread loaves
* Dwayne foot
* Broken kitchen appliances
* Barry ear
* Lamp shades
* Brown heads of lettuce
* Water bottles
Call for pricing list
Arthur 555-3339
July 7, 2011
July 6, 2011
Job Board
Employment opportunities for the week of July 6-12
* Feathers Playhouse
- Auditions for Bathroom Attendant of the Opera are scheduled for July 9 1:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m.
* Typewriter ribbon eating contest: judges needed
- Semipro competitive eating 555-4661
* Analyzing forehead perspiration futures
- Plumptin Stock Exchange 555-7191
Chad's Chickens - Store #46
Now hiring:
- Lettuce sympathizer
- VP, disappointed looks
555-2210
OTHER OPPORTUNITIES
* Donations needed:
- Photographs of men named Kevin
- One piece of notebook paper
Donation Center East - 467 Natiel Ave., Plumptin
* Feathers Playhouse
- Auditions for Bathroom Attendant of the Opera are scheduled for July 9 1:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m.
* Typewriter ribbon eating contest: judges needed
- Semipro competitive eating 555-4661
* Analyzing forehead perspiration futures
- Plumptin Stock Exchange 555-7191
Chad's Chickens - Store #46
Now hiring:
- Lettuce sympathizer
- VP, disappointed looks
555-2210
OTHER OPPORTUNITIES
* Donations needed:
- Photographs of men named Kevin
- One piece of notebook paper
Donation Center East - 467 Natiel Ave., Plumptin
July 5, 2011
July 4, 2011
For sale
Reality TV on DVD
* Who Won't Suffocate?! - Season 2
* America's Got Nose Bleeds - Final season
* Goldfish Swap - Season 4 (with deleted scenes)
* Does Your Grandpa Have To Be Here? - Season 1
$6 each
Veronica 555-7661
* Who Won't Suffocate?! - Season 2
* America's Got Nose Bleeds - Final season
* Goldfish Swap - Season 4 (with deleted scenes)
* Does Your Grandpa Have To Be Here? - Season 1
$6 each
Veronica 555-7661
July 3, 2011
For sale
Vintage band aid collection
* 270 total
* Ken Paddock autographed band aid included
$125 or best offer
Katrina Paddock 555-7725
* 270 total
* Ken Paddock autographed band aid included
$125 or best offer
Katrina Paddock 555-7725
July 2, 2011
Meetings
Julio's Mexican Restaurant
Staff meeting
On the agenda:
* The tortilla face joke at the hostess stand is no longer funny
* Please stop accepting firewood as currency
* The birthday song does not include the phrase "ugly, stupid loser"
July 3, 11:00 a.m.
Staff meeting
On the agenda:
* The tortilla face joke at the hostess stand is no longer funny
* Please stop accepting firewood as currency
* The birthday song does not include the phrase "ugly, stupid loser"
July 3, 11:00 a.m.
July 1, 2011
For sale
Bag of noses
* Mostly human, but some mouse, dog available
* Bag is yellow, if that matters to you
Call for pricing list
Kenny 555-8119
* Mostly human, but some mouse, dog available
* Bag is yellow, if that matters to you
Call for pricing list
Kenny 555-8119
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