Meetings

Outlet Clothes Inc.
Store #742 - August staff meeting

Schedule:

- Folding with a purpose
- What not to do with coat hangers
- There's no such thing as a walking through the front door fee


August 8, 6:30 p.m.

Services

The Dish Washers

"The country's oldest moble dish washing company."


- Drop-off and pick up guaranteed in 1 hour

- Delivery


555-8776



Channel changer for hire

Experienced and dependable

Channels 1-35 $2 per station change
Channels 35 or higher $1

* Muting and volume control available


Joe 555-9995



Writer

Anything you need written, I'm your girl.

- Grocery lists
- Phone messages
- Checks

and more

Hannah 555-4004

For sale

VHS

A Lima Bean of their own
Field of Jeans
Dude, who shaved my Back Hair?


$5 each
Jenny 555-3219

For sale

House for sale


Beautiful, 3 BR dream home. Screened-in porch to give you a little time in case of bear/cougar attacks.

"What a great house this is. You should buy it."

-- current owner, Henry Jensen


$275,000
Corgan Park

The Mossy People are here!

Derwood Village band is back with a brand-new album, "I'm in the Clothing Hamper".


"I think when all is said and done, people will look back on this time in music history and say, 'yeah, the Mossy People made a few albums and this was one of them. Man, that Von Shutsley could really sing.' But the music will last, you know? They'll listen to some of the songs and be immediately able to say 'that was a guitar' or 'listen, here comes the guitar again.'"

-- Von Shutsley, lead singer/rhythm spoons


Check out some of MP's newest hits:

I think we may have lost a Hub Cap
(Countin' on) Pigeon Folk
Yeah, but why can't we be hot air balloon enthusiasts?
Corn on the Cob Man


plus, the #1 International hit:

Bologna Boogie


Album in stores September 3

Meetings

Friends of Ellis Franklin
Late-summer meeting

Agenda:

* What happened to Ellis' 1989 state championship football ring?
* Will Ellis renew his subscription to Sports Illustrated?
* Finding Ellis the right pet rabbit


August 27, 8:00 p.m. at Ben & Marylynn's condo

For sale

10-year old All-Star baseball team

This group was built to win a championship and these kids just choked. Plain and simple. I'm already looking for a new team and I want to unload these losers at any price.


Coach Pete 555-2490


1982 Dodge Dynasty LE

- White with rust racing stripes
- 342,000 miles

$320 or best offer
Pete  555-2490

Announcements

Finnitauk Badgers Fantasy Baseball Camp - August 29-September 6

- Meet and play against Badgers legends such as Nander Blevinsteen, Max Naddinger, Tee-Tee Dannard and Kip Ike

- Play on historic Taco Bell Field

- Free hot dogs on the final day of camp


$1,000

Bennett Marketing
555-0183



Lasagna Auction

August 4 - Herbert Theatre

* Over 400 lasagnas to choose from


Come early for lasagna dinner. Auction begins 8:00 p.m.


446 McNankley Way
555-8335

Casting call

The Jean Shorts Theater Company is holding auditions for our upcoming musical based on the life of Ben Keppinger, Who Threw That?

We're looking for men and women of all ages to audition for the following roles:

Young Ben
Young Shasta
Shasta
One-eyed Larry
Evil Ben
Doctor Hannahan
The Stomach Monster
Wendell Clausen

* Also hiring Dave Coulier look-alikes


Auditions: July 27-August 1; 2:00 p.m.


Bring head shot and please wear shoes.

For sale

Car

6 SEATS
0 AC

* Brown
* Couple blueberry muffin stains on the windshield that won't come off
* Small boy, Charles Jr., free with purchase.


"The car for today, today."

-- anonymous


$340 or best offer
Chuck and Mindy 555-3395



Buy my numbers

I got 5, 17, 39, 45, 75, 76, 77 and many more!!


$2 a number; 10 for $17.50
Thomas 555-0110

Beer for sale

Jimmy's basement clearance event!


Bud Light 16 oz. cans: .45 each or 5 for $2
Mickeys bullets: .50 each
Ice House 12-pack 3.50


Henry (cell) 555-4447

For hire

Encyclopedia salesman for hire

I'll go door-to-door if you need me to. I can't promise I'll sell the entire 26-volume set, but I can sell 'J' and 'M' with no problem.


James
555-6602

Little brother for sale

Timmy

Age: 6

He always smells like throw up and he's always banging pots and pans on the floor and screaming. I think my mom wants to get rid of him because the other day he was on the front lawn in a cardboard box with a bunch of other kids from the neighborhood and the sign on the box said FREE.

I don't know, maybe you'd like a little brother. I sure don't.


Claire Simmons 555-8835

For sale

Discount salad

Ate a little of it yesterday, but it's still a good salad. Romaine lettuce; shredded carrots; cucumbers.

Dressings available:

- Italian
- Ranch
- Blue Cheese
- A&P Ranch

plastic fork: $.35


$7
Linda 555-4087