I still take pride in delivering milk door-to-door. Let me come by, you can take a look at my supply and see what milk is right for you.
Plenty of delivery options:
* By-the-carton
* Frozen milk cubes (NEW!)
* Already in a bowl with the cereal of your choice (spoon not included)
Also available:
- Video tutorial: How to make chocolate milk
- Tours of my van (ladies 19+ or 18+ only)
Call for rates and availability
Brandon 555-3301
May 31, 2011
May 30, 2011
For sale
Reality TV series on DVD
* How Much Change Is In My Couch? - Reunion show special
* Who Wants To Marry My Mom? - Season 3
* Make Me A Pick Pocket - Complete series
* Pimp My Linen Closet - Season 6
$8 each
Vanessa 555-3425
* How Much Change Is In My Couch? - Reunion show special
* Who Wants To Marry My Mom? - Season 3
* Make Me A Pick Pocket - Complete series
* Pimp My Linen Closet - Season 6
$8 each
Vanessa 555-3425
May 29, 2011
May 28, 2011
May 27, 2011
Meetings
Fishbine City Jaguars 18+ swim team
Pre-summer meeting
On the agenda:
* No jeans in the pool
* Why the wheelbarrow of mashed potatoes dumped into the pool joke is no longer funny
* Horse play should not be taken literally
May 28, 1:00 p.m.
Pre-summer meeting
On the agenda:
* No jeans in the pool
* Why the wheelbarrow of mashed potatoes dumped into the pool joke is no longer funny
* Horse play should not be taken literally
May 28, 1:00 p.m.
May 26, 2011
For sale
Slice of pizza
* Sausagey
* Used in the filming of the 2011 documentary What's In My Couch?
$3 or best offer
Ralph 555-5641
* Sausagey
* Used in the filming of the 2011 documentary What's In My Couch?
$3 or best offer
Ralph 555-5641
Job Board
Kaynesport West Annex job opportunities
- Analyzing puddle water futures
Kaynesport Stock Exchange 555-6112
- Piso Playhouse
* Auditions for Mister, Can You Spare A Penguin? June 4, 1:00 p.m. - 5:00 p.m.
* Looking for volunteers to help us talk an old man out of an air vent
Piso Playhouse: 230 Venton Blvd., E. Kaynesport
- Need teachers for the following adult education courses
* Am I Enrolled In This Class? MON/WED 7:00 p.m.
* Pointing At Falling Raindrops WED 8:00 p.m. (weather permitting)
* Sitting Down/Standing Up Again SAT 4:00 p.m.
Murray College 555-2110
- Analyzing puddle water futures
Kaynesport Stock Exchange 555-6112
- Piso Playhouse
* Auditions for Mister, Can You Spare A Penguin? June 4, 1:00 p.m. - 5:00 p.m.
* Looking for volunteers to help us talk an old man out of an air vent
Piso Playhouse: 230 Venton Blvd., E. Kaynesport
- Need teachers for the following adult education courses
* Am I Enrolled In This Class? MON/WED 7:00 p.m.
* Pointing At Falling Raindrops WED 8:00 p.m. (weather permitting)
* Sitting Down/Standing Up Again SAT 4:00 p.m.
Murray College 555-2110
May 25, 2011
For sale
Vet bill
* $91.46 due
* I’m at register six at the 11th St. Pete’s Pets in a red jacket and brown pants. I’ll be waving.
* Receipt and coupon for dog biscuits free with purchase
$75
Edwin 555-6116
* $91.46 due
* I’m at register six at the 11th St. Pete’s Pets in a red jacket and brown pants. I’ll be waving.
* Receipt and coupon for dog biscuits free with purchase
$75
Edwin 555-6116
Car for sale
1992 Espinoza Merced
* 221,000 miles
* White w/raccoon blood racing stripes
* 2 1/2 doors
- Used in the filming of the 2010 documentary Renting Being John Malkovich
- Plenty of peanut shells under the driver's seat
$240 or best offer
Claire 555-8710
** Hurry, Joel is interested **
* 221,000 miles
* White w/raccoon blood racing stripes
* 2 1/2 doors
- Used in the filming of the 2010 documentary Renting Being John Malkovich
- Plenty of peanut shells under the driver's seat
$240 or best offer
Claire 555-8710
** Hurry, Joel is interested **
May 24, 2011
For sale
Christmas tree needles
* Estimated 5,000+ available
$200 for entire collection or $.10 per needle
Kevin (or "Kev") 555-7711
* Estimated 5,000+ available
$200 for entire collection or $.10 per needle
Kevin (or "Kev") 555-7711
For sale
Reality TV on DVD
* Basketball Concession Workers Wives - Season 2
* Who Won’t Get Hit By A Van? - Complete series
* Make Me A Bologna Sandwich! - Season 4 (w/deleted scenes & commentary)
$10 each
Wallace 555-0081
* Basketball Concession Workers Wives - Season 2
* Who Won’t Get Hit By A Van? - Complete series
* Make Me A Bologna Sandwich! - Season 4 (w/deleted scenes & commentary)
$10 each
Wallace 555-0081
May 23, 2011
Obituary
Daniel Lester
1914-2011
Mr. Lester died doing what he loved: sitting in a kiddie pool while throwing rotten fruit at squirrels. He was the founder of political activist groups S.P.C.S. (Separation of Paper Clips and Soup) and the Plumptin County chapter of Keeping Snowmen Cold. Refusing to accept the existence of toothbrushes, Mr. Lester chose instead to brush his teeth with a small boy named Benjamin. In 1973, married his podiatry school sweetheart, Rose, but the couple divorced in early-1974 after an argument over bone spurs. Mr. Lester is survived by a drawing of his son, Walter.
1914-2011
Mr. Lester died doing what he loved: sitting in a kiddie pool while throwing rotten fruit at squirrels. He was the founder of political activist groups S.P.C.S. (Separation of Paper Clips and Soup) and the Plumptin County chapter of Keeping Snowmen Cold. Refusing to accept the existence of toothbrushes, Mr. Lester chose instead to brush his teeth with a small boy named Benjamin. In 1973, married his podiatry school sweetheart, Rose, but the couple divorced in early-1974 after an argument over bone spurs. Mr. Lester is survived by a drawing of his son, Walter.
Funeral services are set for May 27 at 5:00 p.m., then it's off to Paddock's for .50 wing night.
May 22, 2011
For sale
Applesauce
* Comes with spoon, three dead fire ants
* Hurry, many interested
$10
Gus 555-3397
* Comes with spoon, three dead fire ants
* Hurry, many interested
$10
Gus 555-3397
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