I need someone who can talk an old lady out of a mud pile.
Must own either a fishing pole or rope and have things of value to trade for mud.
Hank 555-4014
September 30, 2012
September 29, 2012
September 28, 2012
For sale
Ant litter
- Pure-bred
- Black and fire
- Farms/hills available
Call for pricing list
Jenny & Garret 555-6117
* We also have 700 sets of twins and we don't want to separate them (inquire within)
- Pure-bred
- Black and fire
- Farms/hills available
Call for pricing list
Jenny & Garret 555-6117
* We also have 700 sets of twins and we don't want to separate them (inquire within)
September 27, 2012
For hire
Ear hair trimmer for hire
* Priced per hair *
Contact for rates and availability
Percy 555-1007
** Call now and receive three free vintage 1980s ears **
* Priced per hair *
Contact for rates and availability
Percy 555-1007
** Call now and receive three free vintage 1980s ears **
September 26, 2012
Meetings
Stop & Stay Convenience Store
Staff meeting
On the agenda:
* The 'cigarette in my nose' joke at the cash register is no longer funny
* We do not have a give a penny take a case of orange soda tray
September 27, 10:00 a.m.
Staff meeting
On the agenda:
* The 'cigarette in my nose' joke at the cash register is no longer funny
* We do not have a give a penny take a case of orange soda tray
September 27, 10:00 a.m.
September 25, 2012
For sale
Candles
* Six available
* Some contain chocolate icing
* Used in the filming of the hit reality TV show My Sweet 47 Party
$1 each or all six for $5
Patrice 555-8771
* Six available
* Some contain chocolate icing
* Used in the filming of the hit reality TV show My Sweet 47 Party
$1 each or all six for $5
Patrice 555-8771
September 24, 2012
Meetings
Kaynesport High School varsity girl's basketball
Preseason team meeting
On the agenda:
* Throwing sandwich meat at the referee from the bench is not a proper response to a foul call
* Why only during practice can we have six or more players on the court at once
Wednesday, 11:00 a.m. in the auxiliary gym
Preseason team meeting
On the agenda:
* Throwing sandwich meat at the referee from the bench is not a proper response to a foul call
* Why only during practice can we have six or more players on the court at once
Wednesday, 11:00 a.m. in the auxiliary gym
September 23, 2012
For sale
Bread
* Plenty of character
* Perfect for the bread lover in your life
* Used in the filming of the hit reality TV show Who Won't Get Electrocuted?!
$2
Gabe 555-3970
* Plenty of character
* Perfect for the bread lover in your life
* Used in the filming of the hit reality TV show Who Won't Get Electrocuted?!
$2
Gabe 555-3970
September 22, 2012
September 21, 2012
September 20, 2012
For sale
T-shirt sleeve
* Gray
$4
Glenn 555-5818
** Rest of shirt sold separately. Inquire within. **
September 19, 2012
September 18, 2012
For sale
Concert tickets
* Two available from Peggy Cliff's "Christmas Again?" concert - February, 1993
* Free with purchase: cassette copy of Cliff's hit single Ya'll Can Keep 'Em (My Two Front Teeth)
$10 each or both for $17
Harriet 555-6339
** Receipt from original ticket transaction sold separately **
* Two available from Peggy Cliff's "Christmas Again?" concert - February, 1993
* Free with purchase: cassette copy of Cliff's hit single Ya'll Can Keep 'Em (My Two Front Teeth)
$10 each or both for $17
Harriet 555-6339
** Receipt from original ticket transaction sold separately **
September 17, 2012
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