For sale

Directions for sale


I've got all kinds of driving directions. Get 'em while they're hot:


[directions come on white printing paper. Black ink]

-- Your house to my house
-- My house to the Shell station
-- My house to Gary's apartment
-- My house to the liquor store
-- Gary's apartment to the Shell station
-- Liquor store to Beefy's Fast Food Hut with the hot drive-thru chick
-- Six Flags to the county jail
-- Gary's mother's house to the county jail
-- Gary's mother's house to the liquor store


Pricing structure

Right turns $.50
Left turns $.75
Highway travel $.25 per mile



Len 555-2980