Carlton Henning
1852-2008
The old rascal finally died (wine cork overdose). Governor of Pierce City from 1917-1919; impeached April, 1919 for misappropriation of penguins. Sadly, never fulfilled his lifelong dream of becoming a lifelong dreamer. Survived by his step-son Elijah (131) and his wife, Mary (83).
Helen Farqua
1867-2008
Helen was married six times to four different men and one rhinoceros. Lived through the Refried Bean shortages of 1913 and 1926. Funeral services: October 2, 5:00 p.m., then it's off to Patty Q's for beer and wings.
September 25, 2008
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