October 15, 2008

Pet personal ads

CATS FOR CATS



SWBC, age 7. I love bacon and short walks to my liter box. Call me, I'm probably under the bed.

Bernie box 345


SWC, age 11. I'm a former Book Case-Fighting world champion. Now I'm just looking for a nice, young lady to help me eat my retirement cat nip.

Mittens box 871


DOGS FOR DOGS



SBTD, age 5. I haven't been fixed yet and I'm tired of the same, old table legs and human ankles. In 2006, I set a Hannigan County record for longest AWP (against the wind pee).

Mookie box 551

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