December 22, 2008

Christmas Classifieds

ALBUM RELEASES


From the people who brought you It's Easter Meester, stuff your stocking with the brand-new Christmas album, Turtle Doves & Reindeer Love


Check out new holiday hits like:

Up on the Meth House Top
Yellow Frosty
Grandpa got into the tree water (again)
I saw Mommy kissing Trevor's Mommy



Call 555-1002 to order your copy today!



FOR SALE


Bulk mistletoe


$5/pound
Tony 555-1991



MOVIE LISTINGS
WDER Holiday Classics
Christmas Day - 8:00 p.m.

Larry, the least-famous Reindeer of all

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