December 14, 2008
Police report
Otto Morris
Age: not given
Pants: no
December 13: Arrested for throwing chicken cutlets on the highway, a class D felony in Kaynesport City.
Previous arrests:
November, 2007: While on foot, taken into custody for following too closely to a pigeon. Claimed the pigeon was "walking funny".
January, 2001: Arrested with two others for conspiracy to commit fraud at an A.C. Slater look-alike contest.
June, 1999: Arrested at a karaoke competition for Murder 1 (Fleetwood Mac song).
BAIL
MORRIS, OTTO: $40
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