December 19, 2008
Police report
Ernie Herzog
Age: 38
Pants: yes
Beer in pocket: Two 16 oz. cans of Busch Light
December 18: Mr. Herzog was taken into custody late Thursday night after refusing to remove his parachute in a government building.
Previous arrests:
July, 2007: Arrested for driving under the influence of spicy mustard.
October, 2003: Taken into custody for impersonating a wall clock. Police found the disgruntled Herzog in the den of his home, refusing to acknowledge Daylight Savings Time.
BAIL
HERZOG, ERNIE: $45
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Is that Lyle Berman's cousin?
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