January 21, 2009

Pet personal ads

DOGS SEEKING DOGS



I'm only seven years old, but I can pee all night. Call me, we can bury my owner's toupee in the backyard and see where it goes from there.

Jersey box 511



Single, Boston Terrier, age 3. Looking for a lady that'll help me find some squirrels.

Murphy box 287



CATS SEEKING CATS



I've been chasing shadows and my tail for years; it's time I settled down. I've got plenty of cat nip and my owner is always out of town on business, so we've got the toilet all to ourselves.

Roger box 646



OTHER


Owl, age 8, looking for a good listener.

Henry box 390

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