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SWM, age 30. I'm looking for a woman with a nice, confident limp. Call me, I'm probably at the Farmer's Market, waiting for Yanling to make some more dumplings.
Andy box 67719
Retired lollygagger. I've got a lot of momma issues, in that my mother, Harriet, lives with me and she's got a lot of issues. Is she in your spot on the couch? Push her off.
Brandon box 42002
WOMEN SEEKING MEN
Former Miss Beefy's Fast Food Hut (North American chapter). I've got a brand-new nose and I'm not afraid to sneeze with it if the mood is right.
Corinne box 33371
Middle school math teacher willing to try anything involving powdered sugar. No weird odors, please.
Linda box 53000
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