February 26, 2009

Pet personal ads

DOGS SEEKING DOGS




If I'm sniffing my butt, I just beefed, baby. Call me, we can hump my owner's leg, maybe pee on it a little.

Mookie box 77021



SWF, age 8. I'm tired of the dog park scene. Looking to meet a nice canine with really bad breath whose not afraid to admit he likes dry food.

Honey box 20238



CATS SEEKING CATS

I'm tired of scratching up this lady's new furniture all by myself. I want to settle down. Give me a call, I've got a bunch of cat nip and a bowl full of warm tap water.

Otis box 89911


SBM, age 10. I'm into extreme sports-running around with a shopping bag on my head; refrigerator diving; shadow fighting. If you're feeling adventurous, I'm your guy.

Miles box 10715

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