February 7, 2009

Services

Tammy Pederson
Psychiatrist for hire


* Fear of omelets
* Excessive matriculation
* H.W.W.T. (Habitual Windshield Wiper Theft)
* Voices inside your microwave
* Sea weed taunting
* Spicy Mustard Syndrome
* Chronic lawn wetting


Call 555-3317 for hourly rates

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