Children for sale

Kevin
Age: 5
Education: one year of kindergarten
Favorite game: Hide under the sink, scare Grandpa
Favorite TV show: The Dribbledrobblers

$200
Betty and Dan 555-4071


Felicity
Age: 6
Favorite TV show: Cody Shambot
Life's ambition: to grow up and become a stuffed animal
Special skills:
- nationally ranked poo flinger
- can write 30 words per minute on the living room wall

$120 or best offer
Corinne 555-6111