Destinations

Looking for a great place to spend your summer vacation?

Morwood Spa & Resort & Dental School is waiting for you!



* Take a tour of our fabulous Visitor's Parking Lot and Front Lobby Brochure Table

* Hike up Eyebrow Mountain and relax in one of our world-famous Clam Chowder Spas (now with 12% more bouillon!)

* Nightly musical performances:

- The Soy Sauce Revival
- Barking Linda
- Salami Sandwich
- Ernie and the Bunsen Burners


And so much more!


Call 555-8117 for reservations


** Free molar extraction if you purchase by May 1 **