April 20, 2009

For sale

Refrigerator sale


* Salami slices - 5 for $2 or 10 for $3
* Birthday cake ("Happy Birthday De'Ondrae") - $2/piece
* Cup of chilled sideburns - $6
* Six-pack of Knee Bruise Ale - $7
* De'Ondrae's left index finger (rare) - $25


Janet 555-6456

1 comment:

Eddie said...

Everyone knows you're not supposed to refrigerate sideburns, jerk. You better get those things in the freezer!