April 9, 2009

Openings

Hotel

"More than just a hotel; it's a way for lice"




- New ceilings made with 100% munster cheese
- Take a cool, refreshing shower in our Big Bucket of Water (w/powder soap dispenser in ceiling)
- Free Egg on a Stick breakfast
- Next to Beefy's Fast Food Hut, Tooth's Liquor Store and The Pants Palace


Call for rates and availability 555-7333

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