May 26, 2009

Services

Mr. Do-it-all
For hire

Summer specials:

* Picking things out of/placing things inside armpits
* Doorbell massaging
* Cereal box hats: finding the right eye holes
* F.A.T.C (Fathers Against Teenage Crawling) spokesman


Call for prices and availability
Mr. Do-it-all (Frank) 555-9971

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