June 28, 2009

For sale

Quarterback

Buck Porter - "The Plumptin Pipsqueak"
Age: 17

Has:
* Grit
* Savvy

- Averaged between 83-110% per game (career high: 117%)
- Eyebrows acquired in a straight-up sideburns-for-eyebrows trade with best friend, Tanner (May, 2008)


Perfect for your team this fall.
Call Coach Gentry - 555-1442


** Call now and receive three clipboards, free with purchase

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