June 26, 2009
Police report
Paws McMurtry
Age: 34
Pants: yes
June 25: Mr. McMurtry was arrested with 400 gallons of mayonnaise and 125 pounds of toe nails with intent to distribute.
Previous arrests
May, 2003: Taken into police custody for refusing to remove his pine cone hat and stirrups in a government building.
December, 1997: Arrested for crawling under the influence and resisting lettuce.
MCMURTRY, PAWS
BAIL: $17
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