June 21, 2009

Thoughts for sale

It's time I got these off my mind.


* Cauliflower ear muffs
* I'm seriously considering adding a 3rd elbow
* Become a professional John Stamos impersonator; meet John Stamos; he says 'you sound just like me'; we switch identities
* I'm in a penguin costume, trapped in a dish washer
* Cr'Vontavious is not a boy's name
* I wonder if my ex-girlfriend Diane got the toenail/forehead sweat care package I sent her


$7 each
Josh 555-4461

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