July 6, 2009

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Advice Man for hire


* Don't put applesauce in your coffee
* Roof-top juggling: dos and donts
* How to properly identify Hoosegow
* Collecting hot dog grease = bad.
* Stop mailing celery to your ex-girlfriends
* Yellow jean shorts 101
* There's no reason to wear a helmet to the office supply store


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Peter 555-3445

1 comment:

Teddy 7 said...

there IS a reason to wear a helmet to the office supply store: killer staplers.