New Headquarters

The Bobby Classifieds has moved its headquarters to 235 Piso Street in downtown Kaynesport. Come help us celebrate our new building, September 5.

Scheduled events:

7:00 p.m. - National Anthem performed by Ankle Hair
7:15 p.m. - Silent auction

Some of the items up for bid:

- Staff writer Nick Leonard's TALK TO THE HANDLE coffee mug
- Dennis Haskins bobblehead doll
- Rare photos of copy editor Helen Tomlinson at the final production of "Salt Shakers On Ice" (July, 1997)

9:00 p.m. - Let's get Paul Garrison drunk
9:30 p.m. - Special musical performance by Johnny and the Lunchmeats
11:00 p.m. - Closing speech by editor-in-chief Derwood Morris - "Don't Tell Anyone You Were Here Tonight"
11:45 p.m. - Lawn mow your way to the parking lot


September 5 starting at 7:00 p.m.
235 Piso Street