Announcements

The new APBL (Aging Persons Basketball League) season is right around the corner.

"The roof's the limit!"


10 teams spread throughout the metro area:

- Blubbserville Bobcats
- Kaynesport Clumps of Something
- Restricted Area 3
- Shonsen City Rockets
- Shrimpsburg Slows
- Clumptown Astros
- Ernieville Torpedos
- West Dylan Wheeze
- Plumptin Possums
- Wortmen Ninnys


Exciting features no other basketball league can offer:

* 'Bring Your Goldfish to the Arena' Thursdays
* Backboards made of broccoli


And come help us celebrate opening night, October 23 at Robert L. Morwood Memorial Gynasium

7:00 p.m. - Welcome address from commissioner Rory Rainbow
7:45 p.m. - Chicken pot pie launch
7:55 p.m. - National anthem performed by pop sensation Nevada
8:05 p.m. - Ceremonial first tip by Gary Germaine, creator of the award-winning reality TV show Get my Momma to Church!
8:10 p.m. - Tip-off: Blubbserville vs. Shrimpsburg
10:30 p.m. - Wheelbarrow service begins at northwest end of arena