November 28, 2009

Personal ads

MEN SEEKING WOMEN


SWM, age 36. I've perfected my fake sneeze and can use it in any situation.

Ellis box 77221


Single male, age 31. I've been an assistant dairy manager at the 17th street Paymuch grocery store for five years. Looking for a woman who's not afraid to cry over spilled milk.

Darren box 99327



WOMEN SEEKING MEN

SWF, sweaty and always on the hunt for corn beef. If you've got any corn beef and/or a bus pass, call me.

Sandra box 01457



OTHER

Single, white snowman; melting.

Roger box 31763

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