December 28, 2009

For sale

School-children


Thomas
Age: 8
Pluses: Has third grade connections
Minuses: Still won't let anyone wash his Mr. Blankey; literally has two left feet
Favorite meal: Bowls of ketchup with sugar cubes


Morgan
Age: 7
Pluses: Ears pierced since 2006
Minuses: On school bus, sits in seat above tire; sneezes into a paper bag/saves sneezes
Imaginary friend(s): Henry (deceased)


$80 each

Mrs. Frederick
555-7718

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