December 19, 2009

For sale

Husband

Eric
Age: 46

Favorite sports team: the fictional Oddington Possums
Tattoos: "CHANTELLE", "REAL MEN LOVE JEESUS", "JENNIFER"
Employer: Eric's Resume Building Co.
Claim to fame: Starred in 2005 reality TV show Will You Drive my Father to the Chiropractor?


$200 or best offer
Jennifer 555-9092

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