January 27, 2010

Child for sale

Vance Jr.
Age: 7

Pluses: Gives wet willies at a 2nd grade level
Minuses: Left ear nearly twice as big as right
Favorite game: Wheelbarrow dives off the roof
Stuck in hair: fettuccine noodle, 1/2 glue stick
Favorite food: Sugar-covered ice cubes

$200 or best offer
Vance and Iris 555-6610

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