January 31, 2010

For sale

Bulk fortune cookies

Top sellers:

"You will be approached by a hysterical aardvark"
"An unexpected toe nail will resurface"
"A chance encounter with a taco will bring you luck"
"Be patient, one day your goldfish will speak"


Call for prices
Arnie 555-7997


* Cookie pieces (no messages) .15 each

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