Advice Man for hire
"Bossing people around since 2003"
* Soy sauce is not an acceptable substitute for unleaded gasoline
* Jean shorts with pictures of watermelon on the back pockets
* Bringing a wool hat and scarf into the shower
* Not everyone likes having their coughs video taped and critiqued
* Don't put coleslaw in your root beer
* Only fall asleep on your own roof
* You smell it, you bought it
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Larry 555-8845
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