January 22, 2010


Psychiatrist for hire

"Let's kick the crazy out of you"

* Fear of Pauls
* The voices inside your sneakers
* I hate my landscaper's haircut
* Inadequacy in the laundry room
* My neck tie comes to life and strangles me to death
* Salt and pepper shaker tattoo regret
* Toll booth anxiety

Call for rates and availability
Lauren 555-3443

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