Obituary

"Zeke"
(2002-2010)

Our beloved lawnmower died doing what it loved: running over a fire ant hill. Mistakenly cut IT'S A BOX into lawn after Charlie was born in October, 2008. Left out in rain during family vacation (August, 2005); married Valerie (pool skimmer) a month later. Items still underneath when it died: squirrel tail, ankle sock, mailbox pieces.

Funeral services set for January 22 at 11:00 a.m. in the garage.