Psychiatrist for hire
Specializing in:
* Fear of talking shoelaces
* The monsters inside your mustache
* "I hate my child's cursive W"
* Pipe cleaner envy
* There's an aardvark in my pants
* Fear of a coleslaw market crash
Call for rates and availability
Clarissa 555-4314
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