February 6, 2010

Thoughts for sale

These have been on my mind for years. It's time I got some new thoughts.

* Someone stole my cucumber flashlight
* Why does everyone get so angry when I try to clip their toe nails?
* Drinking that puddle water for $.50 wasn't a very good idea
* I'm in a raccoon costume, super glued to the roof
* No one knows more Derwood County Bobcats trivia than I do
* I've never met a tall Brandon
* That's the last time I drink an entire bottle of shampoo to impress my father-in-law

$10 each
Denny 555-8178

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