February 13, 2010

Valentine's Day Personal Ads

MEN SEEKING WOMEN

I'm inside a chocolate cake, ready to jump out for the right woman. There's a lot of icing in my ears we could share if that's what you're into.

Randy box 62209


SDM, age 38. I had a dozen roses, but I woke up in the middle of the night and accidentally ate them-stems and all. Looking for someone to drive me to the emergency room.

Ladies only.

Dennis box 01117


WOMEN SEEKING MEN

SWF, 42. I've won several sandpaper-eating contests.

Barbara box 44818


OTHER

Single, Hispanic puppy, looking for a quick Valentine's Day hump & sniff; not necessarily in that order.

Buttons box 96541

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