March 5, 2010

Child for sale

Tyler
Age: 7

Pluses
- Received an 82 on recent spelling test
- Member of bicycle gang, The Popsicles
- Nose picks at a 3rd grade level

Minuses
- Terrible soccer player
- Recently misspelled the word "cup"

Favorite food: Onions and whip cream
Imaginary friend: Carlos
Sleeps: Three hours each night in the fireplace


$200 or best offer
Reggie & Diane 555-6823

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