March 15, 2010

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* Don't pour motor oil on your salad
* Wearing a rain coat into the ocean
* I wouldn't suggest giving yourself a back tattoo
* Don't trust anyone with the same name as a disinfectant
* "I swallowed several pencil sharpeners: what do I do now?"
* I don't like my boss' wristwatch


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