April 9, 2010

Letter from the editor

The last 24 hours have been difficult, first with the passing of my pet raccoon, Kelvin, and then the cancelling of my favorite TV show, Help! I Ate Too Many Pine Cones. I appreciate all of the get-well ice cubes.

For those interested in purchasing tickets to the Vanessa's New Forehead fundraiser, please email oscarrainbow@gmail.com for more information.

And please stop sending used tissues that look like famous people. The contest ended March 11.

- Derwood Morris

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