Age: 37
Wanted for failing to leave a koi pond in a timely manner and for refusing to take off his ketchup-dispensing helmet in a government building. Mr. Hennegul is also wanted for previous infractions, including kidnapping an envelope and stuffing it with cream cheese.
He has a face and is considered jacketless.
If you have any information, please call the Kaynesport Sheriff's department: 555-1004
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