May 1, 2010

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Advice Lady for hire

"Advice for a price"


* Throw away all your used band aids
* Don't put cocktail onions in your apple juice
* You can't take an armadillo to a gun fight
* Don't trust a mailman named Otto
* Don't put pine tar in your cereal


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