July 29, 2010


Morris Coughlin

Morris died doing what he loved: shouting insults at squirrels. Ran a successful mail-order Ernie business in the early-1970s and from 1982-1984 sold courage door-to-door. Morris was regional director of the political activist group S.O.S.C. (Separation of Sandpaper and Cake), and also was the owner of the world's largest mashed potato sculpture. Funeral services are set for August 1, then we're off to Puddles for $1 tequila shots.

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